it’s not the same and I’m trying to cope with it.

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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


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I’m excited for the near future when black womens’ big chops will be like 10 years in the past and their hair is down their backs or look like brown clouds floating like magic and they glistening in the sun with their manes, saturated in butters and oils and shit… The future is looking so sweet man.

*rubs hands like Birdman*

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Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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